- August 2022
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Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay I just voted in the Democratic Primary in NYC's West Village. My polling place is so liberal that instead of I Voted stickers we were given hemp ponchos, long silver braids, vintage bicycles, Birkenstocks and NPR totebags filled with apples and back issues of The New Yorker.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- July 2022
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Image: WikipediaLindsey Graham is reportedly FURIOUS that he's been subpoenaed in Georgia where he tried to undermine the election results. He's yowled, "I shall NEVER testify, and if I do testify I shall not wear any of my Meemaw's fine JEWELRY! Do you HEAR ME?"
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- June 2022
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Image by Ray Shrewsberry • *** from Pixabay The gay Log Cabin Republicans are very upset that Texas Repubs have kicked them out of the party. The Log Cabin folks have issued the statement, "But we're bigoted, lying idiots too! We love Trump! We hate ourselves! We're like Ted Cruz only with bowties! Isn't that enough?"
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- March 2022
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Image by mohamed Hassan from Pixabay Between Jessica Chastain's speech combining Tammy Faye and LGBTQ rights, Ariana DeBose and Lady Gaga and Liza, tonight's Oscars will never be mentioned in a Florida classroom. Bless them all.Paul RudnickSource: Twitter - February 2022
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Image: FacebookRussia is now claiming a teenage Olympic athlete's drug test may have been "contaminated" by a mixup with "a medication her grandfather was taking." Which explains why the skater tested positive for Viagra, Lipitor and Tums.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- January 2022
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- December 2021
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If Christmas was invented to benefit capitalists, New Year's Eve was invented to benefit therapists.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
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Image by Mystic Art Design from Pixabay There's only one solution to the Santa shortage: tell children that this year they should write their letters directly to Amazon.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- September 2021
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A California teacher is under investigation for suggesting her students pledge allegiance to the rainbow Pride flag. In my day we were Americans and saluted the original cast album from Company.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- July 2021
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Photo: Facebook
Imagine being any Repub candidate asking themselves, "Am I racist enough? Did I remember to deny the election results? Was I hateful enough towards women? Have I covered myself with shame and disgust? Am I Ted Cruz with a sprinkling of JD Vance topped off with Nikki Haley?"
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- June 2021
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Photo: Facebook
This Week's Quote
Bravo to NFL player Carl Nassib for coming out and donating 100K to The Trevor Project, which helps LGBTQ youth. He's 6'7". Calm down.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
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Photo: Facebook
This Week's Quote
The owners of Chick-fil-A have donated to viciously anti-LGBTQ causes; Burger King has now given sizable amounts to pro-LGBTQ organizations. I won't be happy until Ronald McDonald marries Colonel Sanders.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- May 2021
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Image by mohamed Hassan from Pixabay
This Week's Quote
It's heartbreaking. First Jeff Bezos gets divorced, now Bill and Melinda Gates. Who's next: Mr. Burns and Smithers?
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
- April 2021
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Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay
This Week's Quote
The toxic wastewater crisis in Florida was not caused by climate change, but by too many members of the Trump family flushing shredded documents down their toilets at the same time.
Paul Rudnick
Source: Twitter
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