Entries from Paul Rudnick

  • August 2022
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    This Week's Quote

    I just voted in the Democratic Primary in NYC's West Village. My polling place is so liberal that instead of I Voted stickers we were given hemp ponchos, long silver braids, vintage bicycles, Birkenstocks and NPR totebags filled with apples and back issues of The New Yorker.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

  • July 2022
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    This Week's Quote

    Lindsey Graham is reportedly FURIOUS that he's been subpoenaed in Georgia where he tried to undermine the election results. He's yowled, "I shall NEVER testify, and if I do testify I shall not wear any of my Meemaw's fine JEWELRY! Do you HEAR ME?"

    Paul Rudnick

    Source:  Twitter

  • June 2022
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    This Week's Quote

    The gay Log Cabin Republicans are very upset that Texas Repubs have kicked them out of the party. The Log Cabin folks have issued the statement, "But we're bigoted, lying idiots too! We love Trump! We hate ourselves! We're like Ted Cruz only with bowties! Isn't that enough?"

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

  • March 2022
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    Between Jessica Chastain's speech combining Tammy Faye and LGBTQ rights, Ariana DeBose and Lady Gaga and Liza, tonight's Oscars will never be mentioned in a Florida classroom. Bless them all.
     
    Paul Rudnick
     
    Source:  Twitter
  • February 2022
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    This Week's Quote

    Russia is now claiming a teenage Olympic athlete's drug test may have been "contaminated" by a mixup with "a medication her grandfather was taking." Which explains why the skater tested positive for Viagra, Lipitor and Tums.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source:  Twitter

  • January 2022
  • December 2021
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    This Week's Quote

    If Christmas was invented to benefit capitalists, New Year's Eve was invented to benefit therapists.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

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    There's only one solution to the Santa shortage: tell children that this year they should write their letters directly to Amazon.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

  • September 2021
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    This Week's Quote

    A California teacher is under investigation for suggesting her students pledge allegiance to the rainbow Pride flag. In my day we were Americans and saluted the original cast album from Company.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

  • July 2021
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    This Week's Quote

    Imagine being any Repub candidate asking themselves, "Am I racist enough? Did I remember to deny the election results? Was I hateful enough towards women? Have I covered myself with shame and disgust? Am I Ted Cruz with a sprinkling of JD Vance topped off with Nikki Haley?"

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

  • June 2021
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    This Week's Quote

    Bravo to NFL player Carl Nassib for coming out and donating 100K to The Trevor Project, which helps LGBTQ youth. He's 6'7". Calm down.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

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    The owners of Chick-fil-A have donated to viciously anti-LGBTQ causes; Burger King has now given sizable amounts to pro-LGBTQ organizations. I won't be happy until Ronald McDonald marries Colonel Sanders.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

  • May 2021
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    This Week's Quote

    It's heartbreaking. First Jeff Bezos gets divorced, now Bill and Melinda Gates. Who's next: Mr. Burns and Smithers?

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

  • April 2021
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    This Week's Quote

    The toxic wastewater crisis in Florida was not caused by climate change, but by too many members of the Trump family flushing shredded documents down their toilets at the same time.

    Paul Rudnick

    Source: Twitter

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