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Crash the Party

The Advocate reports that a tractor trailer and a box truck collided this week on I-40 on the outskirts of Oklahoma City. The semi rolled over, and disgorged its contents:  sex toys.

Dildos, lube and vibrators littered the highway, closing the off-ramp for hours.

The Advocate couldn't resist the photo caption, "The tractor trailer lost its load prematurely while on delivery in Oklahoma."

"Where the rubber meets the road," offered one Twitter user. "Call  the Department of Boneland Security," joked another.

I love that this happened in the Bible Belt. Apparently a sizable number of Oklahomans are vibrating for Jesus.