Entries from sex

  • February 2023
  • Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabay 

    This Week's Quote

    My sex life is now reduced to fan letters from an elderly lesbian who wants to borrow $800.

    Groucho Marx

    Source:  Wit

  • November 2022
  • Image by David from Pixabay 

    Good News, Bad News

    The good news is Singapore's parliament has decriminalized sex between men.

    The bad news is Singapore's parliament has also amended its constitution to fend off court challenges that could lead to legalizing same-sex marriage.

    Home Affairs Minister K. Shanmugam summed up this approach by saying, "We will try and maintain a balance . . . to uphold a stable society with traditional, heterosexual family values, but with space for homosexuals to live their lives and contribute to society."

    If the homosexuals can live in a "space" barely wide enough for a drag queen's eyelashes.

  • October 2022
  • September 2022
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    Image:  Facebook

    Morning Musings

    Each morning I spend a large part of my Seattle commute on Aurora Avenue, driving past fast food places, motels, car dealers and prostitutes.

    The latter wave sometimes, which leads me to wonder how they would react to a car pulling over and the driver turning out to be female. Would the hooker balk? Or be relieved that she's unlikely to get beaten up? Are there women, lesbian or otherwise, who patronize female prostitutes?

    I guess the only way to get answers would be to pull over and ask. And with my luck, that's the moment my boss would drive by.

  • August 2022
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  • January 2022
  • Image by Pablo Nidam from Scopio

    This Week's Quote

    It's so tiring making love to women, it takes forever.  I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.

    Camille Paglia

    Source:  Wit

  • November 2021
  • Image:  Wikipedia

    This Week's Quote

    I’m as pure as the driven slush.

    Tallulah Bankhead

    Source:  Forbes

  • October 2021
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    Photo:  Wikipedia

    This Week's Quote

    They say that bears have love affairs
    And even camels
    We're merely mammals
    Let's misbehave!!!

    Cole Porter

    Source:  Allthelyrics.com

  • September 2021
  • Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay 

    I'll Never Live This Down

    How does a lesbian know she's decrepit?

    When she needs to use her "massager" as a massager.

    Oh, the shame.

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