Entries from evangelical Christians

  • September 2022
  • Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay 

    Crash the Party

    The Advocate reports that a tractor trailer and a box truck collided this week on I-40 on the outskirts of Oklahoma City. The semi rolled over, and disgorged its contents:  sex toys.

    Dildos, lube and vibrators littered the highway, closing the off-ramp for hours.

    The Advocate couldn't resist the photo caption, "The tractor trailer lost its load prematurely while on delivery in Oklahoma."

    "Where the rubber meets the road," offered one Twitter user. "Call  the Department of Boneland Security," joked another.

    I love that this happened in the Bible Belt. Apparently a sizable number of Oklahomans are vibrating for Jesus.

  • February 2022
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    Provocative Prophet

    Self-proclaimed prophet Johnny Enlow guaranteed Donald Trump would win the 2020 election. He didn't. But Enlow has found nifty ways around having to admit he was wrong.

    First, like so many Americans, he falsely insists Trump really won. On a Christian YouTube show recently, Enlow said that Trump "won over 70 percent of the vote and 49 of the 50 states."

    Plus Freedonia, Wakanda and Glubbdubdrib.

    Second, Enlow maintains Trump is president in God's eyes. "If you can go in the spirit, if you can see what’s in Heaven, who’s sitting in the throne; go up and look at the presidency seat in Heaven, see who’s there. It ain’t Biden; it’s Trump.”

    And with that conveniently unverifiable claim, the snake oil prophet has made his case that he was right all along.

    I pity the woman who goes into couples therapy with him.

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