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Joining the Corps

About a year ago, after the world got wind of Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene's 2018 conspiracy theory that Jewish space lasers caused California wildfires, a company called Dissent Pins released pins and caps and t-shirts identifying the wearer as a member of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps.

I wanted a shirt, but I felt funny claiming to be Jewish when I'm not.

Apparently I wasn't the only one, since I see Dissent Pins is now coming out with pins and patches and stickers and t-shirts with the same design, but the words "Goyim Squad" added.

Now anyone can be, as Dissent Pins puts it, "Mazel Tough," and anyone can sport their disdain for Georgia's foremost meshuggeneh.

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The Candidate

So Republican Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor of California. If I lived in California, I'd sooner vote for a spear of Central-Valley asparagus.

Why? When she transitioned, Jenner forgot to leave the white male entitlement behind.