Entries from 2020 election

  • January 2022
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    The Breakdown

    Yesterday in his speech on the one-year anniversary of the Capitol attack, President Joe Biden pinned responsibility for the riot on his predecessor's "web of lies about the 2020 election." The former president's "bruised ego matters more to him than our democracy or our Constitution."

    That was my favorite line, because I believe it's dead-on accurate. Donald Trump is 75 percent ego, 20 percent bile, four percent Filet-O-Fish and one percent mushroom weenie.

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    Mad All Over Again

    As I drove home from work today, I listened to a timeline of the events of Jan. 6 presented by "All Things Considered." After just a few minutes, I became as angry as I was that day.

    By the time the host read Donald Trump's sickening tweet from that evening—"These are the things and events that happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously and viciously stripped away from great patriots who have been badly and unfairly treated for so long. Go home with love and in peace. Remember this day forever!"—I was swelling with rage.

    Bet you've never seen a pufferfish in a Prius before.

  • March 2021
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    Provocative Prophet

    Self-proclaimed prophet Johnny Enlow guaranteed Donald Trump would win the 2020 election. He didn't. But Enlow has found nifty ways around having to admit he was wrong.

    First, like so many Americans, he falsely insists Trump really won. On a Christian YouTube show recently, Enlow said that Trump "won over 70 percent of the vote and 49 of the 50 states."

    Plus Freedonia, Wakanda and Glubbdubdrib.

    Second, Enlow maintains Trump is president in God's eyes. "If you can go in the spirit, if you can see what’s in Heaven, who’s sitting in the throne; go up and look at the presidency seat in Heaven, see who’s there. It ain’t Biden; it’s Trump.”

    And with that conveniently unverifiable claim, the snake oil prophet has made his case that he was right all along.

    I pity the woman who goes into couples therapy with him.

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