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Provocative Prophet

Self-proclaimed prophet Johnny Enlow guaranteed Donald Trump would win the 2020 election. He didn't. But Enlow has found nifty ways around having to admit he was wrong.

First, like so many Americans, he falsely insists Trump really won. On a Christian YouTube show recently, Enlow said that Trump "won over 70 percent of the vote and 49 of the 50 states."

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Second, Enlow maintains Trump is president in God's eyes. "If you can go in the spirit, if you can see what’s in Heaven, who’s sitting in the throne; go up and look at the presidency seat in Heaven, see who’s there. It ain’t Biden; it’s Trump.”

And with that conveniently unverifiable claim, the snake oil prophet has made his case that he was right all along.

I pity the woman who goes into couples therapy with him.

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