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Arena Audacity

I might make an official complaint.

As a Seattle Storm season-ticket holder, I went to last night's game against the Chicago Sky fully expecting a family-friendly event.

What did I see? Rampant heterosexuality.

My lesbian friends and I were surrounded by amorous straight people. Sitting next to us, in front of us, behind us. One couple was just in their teens!

If they have to be that way, must they flaunt it?

Thank goodness a lesbian couple got engaged on the court during halftime. A bit of normalcy that helped me endure the evening.

At tomorrow's game, if I'm again encircled by heteros kissing and being as bold as you please, I'll tell them all to knock it off and remember where they are. We can tolerate their being at a WNBA game, but nobody needs to see that freaky stuff.

Especially not the children.

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