Monday, March 10, 2025

Pushers

Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay


As if we don't have enough to worry about these days from Trump and Vance and Musk, there's now another obvious threat to our national well-being.

Shamelessly loitering in front of grocery stores all across America, these brazen dealers wear green sashes and bring extra muscle along, more commonly known as their parents.

They traffic Thin Mints and Samoas, and few can say no to them, even though they stand four feet six inches tall.

1 comment:

  1. I’m still annoyed that the Thin Mints say they have eight servings in the box, but there are only two sleeves of cookies in the box.

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