Humor about all things LGBTQ

  • September 2022
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    Gay vs. Gay

    Democrat Robert Zimmerman and Republican George Santos are battling for the seat in New York's 3rd Congressional District. One thing is clear:  Whoever wins, the seat will be occupied by a gay man.

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in American history, two out LGBTQ congressional candidates are facing off in a general election.

    "It was going to happen sooner or later," Donald Haider-Markel, a University of Kansas political science professor, told NBC News. "The question was always finding an LGBTQ Republican who can get support in a primary."

    The question was always finding an LGBTQ Republican, full stop.

    Santos supports Donald Trump, opposes abortion rights and backs Florida's Don't Say Gay law. 

    Somebody contact headquarters. This boy's gay card needs to be revoked.

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    This Week's Quote

    “You’ll see ....(fill in with hysterical nonsense)....the likes of which we’ve never seen before.” GUESS WHO?

    Bette Midler

    Source: Twitter

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    Morning Musings

    Each morning I spend a large part of my Seattle commute on Aurora Avenue, driving past fast food places, motels, car dealers and prostitutes.

    The latter wave sometimes, which leads me to wonder how they would react to a car pulling over and the driver turning out to be female. Would the hooker balk? Or be relieved that she's unlikely to get beaten up? Are there women, lesbian or otherwise, who patronize female prostitutes?

    I guess the only way to get answers would be to pull over and ask. And with my luck, that's the moment my boss would drive by.

  • Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay 

    Crash the Party

    The Advocate reports that a tractor trailer and a box truck collided this week on I-40 on the outskirts of Oklahoma City. The semi rolled over, and disgorged its contents:  sex toys.

    Dildos, lube and vibrators littered the highway, closing the off-ramp for hours.

    The Advocate couldn't resist the photo caption, "The tractor trailer lost its load prematurely while on delivery in Oklahoma."

    "Where the rubber meets the road," offered one Twitter user. "Call  the Department of Boneland Security," joked another.

    I love that this happened in the Bible Belt. Apparently a sizable number of Oklahomans are vibrating for Jesus.

  • Image:  Facebook

    This Week's Quote

    I can think of no other person on this planet who should have LESS input about what a woman chooses to do with her body than Lindsay Graham.

    Brian Sims, openly gay Pennsylvania state representative

    Source: Twitter

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    Marathon Men, Women and Others

    The host of the Boston Marathon, the Boston Athletic Association, announced today that non-binary runners won't have to register in the men's or women's division for next April's race. Instead, they'll be able to choose a non-binary option.

    I'm pleased that the BAA is boosting inclusivity.

    But I'm afraid the BAA's inclusivity will never stretch to the sort of person I am, namely the sort who would count herself lucky to complete the course in a blistering three weeks.

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    Occupational Hazard

    I want to acknowledge the passing today of Queen Elizabeth II, since she was a worldwide figure for so long and I held her in some esteem.

    But I swear to God, every sentence I come up with using the word "queen" sounds gayer than the next.

  • Image:  Facebook

    This Week's Quote

    I'll play until my knees fall off.

    Sue Bird

    Source:  Azquotes

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    Religious Observance

    Tomorrow is Sunday, and I fully expect to attend church here in Seattle.

    Of course, other people refer to it as the WNBA semifinals.

  • August 2022
  • Image:  Wikipedia

    This Week's Quote

    How the heck can Joe Biden call America First conservatives a threat to democracy with a straight face and a dry diaper? He's the one who has allowed millions to invade our southern border. He's the one who is robbing hardworking Americans to pay for Karen's daughter's degree in lesbian dance theory.

    Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO)

    Source:  "Hannity" on Fox News

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